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Нет, определенно, объявления о продаже машины online привлекают охотников за чужими деньгами более, чем покупателей.
Под катом - моя переписка с одним из клоунов.

Покупатель:
hello,
i will like to buy this ride, i have been looking for something like this, but i will like to know if you can help ship it to friend in europe as a surprise present, i am willing to pay all reasonable charges.
await your reply,

Я:
Hello,
I am basically not interested in getting involved in shipping, but if you will buy the car (I will accept cash or Western Union transfer), I can advice a good shipping company, which will deliver the car from door to door.
Thanks for your interest,
Val

Покупатель:
Hello val,
Thanks for your reply, i am highly interested in buying this ride, so kindly help me get a shipping company to ship this ride to my factory in cotonou(BENIN REPUBLIC) for me, as i said earlier I am willing to pay all reasonable charges. so kindly send me an invoice of this ride and shipment to BENIN to me fast.
i await your reply.
Gideon.

Я:
Gideon,
Price for the car is $XXX, shipping you can negotiate here: http://pages.motors.ebay.com/services/das-shipping.html.
Thanks,
Val

Покупатель:
Hello Val,
Thanks for your your quick reply, and thanks for the shippment but i need this assistance
from you, can you help me negotiate with either UPS or panaplina in canada and get the right shipment price for me. or better give me a call +447024061287, so we get talk better, i await your reply, i am in love with this ride, once again i am willing to pay all reasonable charges.
Gideon.

Я:
Gideon,
You got me confused:
In your first letter you wrote if i "can help ship it to friend in europe as a surprise present".
In your second letter you asked for the company which can "ship this ride to my factory in cotonou (BENIN REPUBLIC)"
In the last letter you're asking me to call you some number which looks like UK phone.
Finally, your IP address XX.XXX.XXX.XXX indicates that you're sending your letters from Israel.
All this business looks really fishy to me, I don't have any time or intention to play stupid games.
I also don't have a Hebrew keyboard here, but I can suggest you LEHAPES FRAERIM BE MAKOM AHER.
Be-azlaha,
Val.
P.S. If you're thinking that I made a mistake in my suggestions, you're more then welcome show up with cash in your hand and pick up the car.

Покупатель:
Val,
i seem not to understand you, in my first email i had in mind of sending the ride to a friend in europe (online pal), but i thought of it that it will be better seeing this ride first before sending it to a friend.
i can not explain the IP problem but i am from cotonou, (BENIN REPUBLIC) where my shoe factory is located but right now i am in london with a friend on break, so i do not understand wat isreal has to do with this, i want to send it to my factory and tell my collegues to have a good look at it for real, cos i do not believe in pictures.
so let put all that junk behind, the fact is i am willing to get this ride and i am not in canada wih you to show up with cash and i want to make sure i am paying to the right person, so i can get the car, that's why i said you are willing to give me a call so i can speak to the person selling this ride to me.

so tell are you still willing to let this ride go, and you need to assist with the shipping so i can track it.

i await your reply.

Я:
Gideon,
You are sure got the nerves!

All your competitors just fell off when I informed them that there will be no cashback from $15,000 cashier check that they intended to send me.

It’s always amazes me, how people are ready to buy a car without even asking some technical details or pictures of it.

OK, let’s assume that you’re a real Olds Trofeo fun, here how you can get the car:
You have to contact any respectful car mover of YOUR choice, http://www.dasautoshippers.com/car_shipping.html for example (or anybody else) and negotiate with them conditions of transportation.

When you'll do this, you can transfer me money by Western Union or PayPal, when I'll get the funds, shipping company can pick up the car, keys and title. You will have confirmation from the shipping company.

If you feel uncomfortable to transfer money to person you don't really know, you can transfer all funds to car mover of your choice and the shipping company will pay me when they pick-up the car.

Please, keep in mind that I am asking only $XXX for the car, and, from my experience, shipping can reach up to $X,XXX.

That's all.
Val

Покупатель:
Hello Val,
the site you gave, i do not know much about them, can you do me a favour, contact the UPS or DHL office in your town and make enquiries about shipping this car to cotonou (BENIN REPUBLIC).

so i will have ups or panaplina or dhl ship my product, cos they have been acting as forwarders for me in europe foe a very long time and it is them i trust. then i can arrange for the funds

thanks i await your reply.

Gideon

Я:
Gideon,
DHL or UPS do not deal with cars shipping. Respectful businessmen like yourself should know that.
I can ship it to you though by DAS for, let's say $5,000, insurance and all customs fees are on you.
Provide me with an exact shipping address, contact name, business name and phone numbers to prepare the papers.
Remind me, please, which car are you buying? I have 4 for sale right now: Olds Toronado, BMW 635, Toyota Corolla wagon and Ferrari Enzo.
Val

Вопрос, продолжать ли цирк, учитывая, что по причине безработицы у меня дофига свободного времени, или ну его нах?