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Запорожец на продажу!
Real Chick Magnet
Date Listed 12-Jun-14
Price $3,199.00
Address Whitby, ON L1R 2H7, Canada
For Sale By Owner
Year 1972

This Russian Beauty will get you no end of attention.. TIMES ARE TOUGH and I have to let go of my favourite cattle ~ scented companion of 40 years. Has a slight crack in the windshield to certify so I'll make that your duty, Don't have the time anyway I'm headed off to enema college. If you have any Russian blood you may want to call up Aunt Olga and let her know she can get to market now on 4 wheels and everything. Has a nice roof rack for entire sides of oxen. Both headlights only flicker a little bit in the dark and any seat springs shouldn't really penetrate your pants as long as you wear denim.


1979 Honda Civic Hatchback
Date Listed 19-May-14
Price $2,775.00
Address Whitby, ON L1R 2H7, Canada
For Sale By Owner
Year 1979
Make Honda
Model Civic
Kilometers 776345
Body Type Hatchback

Rode harder than Courtney Love this skate will make you the talk of the town. Will include a can of febreeze as the brother in law had to live in it from 97 to '06. Starts okay with patience and runs fine as long as you dont take too many hard turns or corners. Only thing that doesnt work is the 8 track .Tires will stay inflated now that its not too cold either. Any mice in the air filter should also have been dealt with thanks to the warfarin. Price is firm as this is a rare item and the rust is to be considered a scientific phe·nom·e·non spanning 3 decades.

Date: 2014-06-14 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] levkasichkin.livejournal.com
Твою ж то мать, откуда он в Whitby?!

Date: 2014-06-14 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benzonotov.livejournal.com
Здание, на фоне которого сфотографирована машина, не похоже на Whitby.

Date: 2014-06-14 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cathay-stray.livejournal.com
enema college. I love it.

Date: 2014-06-14 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avmech.livejournal.com
А номера-то живые?

Date: 2014-06-14 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benzonotov.livejournal.com
Да все прекрасно, я даже определение посмотрел в словарике.

Date: 2014-06-14 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benzonotov.livejournal.com
Номеров нету, я думаю, это чья-то милая шутка. Текст обоих объявлений доставляет.

Date: 2014-06-14 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avmech.livejournal.com
а вообще, мелковато берут.
Вот у нас на зеландщине продают... http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=715522731

Date: 2014-06-14 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benzonotov.livejournal.com
Красота! У нас такое тоже есть, но на тематических сайтах.

Date: 2014-06-14 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goshakv.livejournal.com
Надо братъ. Я как раз командиром был такого :)
Припарковаться бы так в Тоонто и пусть попробуют штраф выписать :)
Edited Date: 2014-06-15 03:59 am (UTC)

Date: 2014-06-20 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] datchik07.livejournal.com
Е мое, я аж повелся на Запорожець)

Date: 2014-06-20 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benzonotov.livejournal.com
А мы-то в Канаде как повелись! Все думаю написать продавцу.

Date: 2014-06-20 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benzonotov.livejournal.com
О, ты сверкаешь новыми гранями, я почему-то думал что ты ракетчик или что-то такое. Вечером расскажешь, как оно в танке не обосраться.

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