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Kijiji K-Car Race winner is selling his car, a 1987 Dodge Aries!

Date Listed 10-Jul-13
Last Edited 10-Jul-13
Price Please contact plus applicable taxes
Address Ontario, Canada
For Sale By Dealer
Make Dodge
Model Other
Year 1987
Kilometers 30979
Body Type Sedan
Transmission Automatic
Colour Burgundy
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline

If my heart weren't hardened by years of hard living and moonshine whiskey, it would be breaking as I write this post. I won the race against Bolt, got my pride back, but my lady Trixie is expecting a mini me so I’m officially retiring from the racing world. My K-Car has served me well and this lean, mean, performance machine needs a good home and a seriously good looking owner.

Here are some deets on the K-Car:
• A sweet 1987 Dodge Aries. How many of these do you see on the road? You could probably count them on one hand! Yeah, soon to be collectible is what I’m saying (babes dig collectibles).

• High performance quick start ignition. Starts with a screwdriver, pocket knife, stiff comb, or sunglass arm – get creative, it’s all part of the fun.

• Her odometer reads about 30,000 km (although to be honest the odometer only has 5 digits, so could be more)

• Her original color is red/burgundy, but she has been completely repainted with a sweet vintage yellow. Yellow is the new black, you know? I kept the integrity of the interior. It’s like riding in a classy smoking lounge, complete with ashtrays within reach from almost everywhere within this sweet ride.

• 6-passenger seating with a bench seat up front. Also perfect for driving with your sweetness wrapped around your arm and your other arm draped over the steering wheel like the bada** you will look like in this hotrod.

• Aerodynamic driver side mirror – Not really even needed as there is no chance anyone will be passing you in this rocket.

• Runs on gasoline. The stronger the gasoline, the better.

• A sweet Horn - preloaded with some great sound effects from the movie “Payback Time” as well as some other classic such as “HEY SEXY GIRLFRIEND!!!”, Animal noises, Train horns etc. You get the idea. It kicks some serious a**. (please do not use on anyone over the age of 65 as could cause heart attacks)

• Premium Alpine sound system, with some thumpin speakers in the trunk. (Pro-tip: she drives better when you’re listening to Springsteen)

Interested in buying? Of course you are.

Reply with your highest offer and we’ll chat. Though I may normally accept payments in the forms of bacon, hickory sticks and French fries, this time around cash is preferred, especially as my friends at Kijiji will be matching the selected offer* and 100% of the cash that I make from the sale will go to Habitat for Humanity.

High five, and keep the dream alive.
~ Max, K-Car Racing Champion
To watch the Payback Time Movie Trailer featuring Max, click here: PayBack Movie

*The Kijiji K-Car will be on sale for 3 weeks starting June 17, 2013 and ending July 8, 2013. Offers will only be accepted from residents of Canada, (age of majority). Kijiji will match the selected buyer’s offer price (up to $10,000 CAD) and donate total sum to Habitat for Humanity. Kijiji will have the full right to select, at its sole discretion, the final K-Car buyer. All Kijiji branding will be removed prior to the K-Car being officially transferred to its new owner. Kijiji will be responsible for all shipping and handling fees. The sale of the Kijiji K-Car shall be subject to certain additional standard terms and conditions of sale.

Видео тоже доброе очень, особенно тот момент, когда под капотом перекусывается какой-то провод:

UPDATE: Bidding for the K-Car has now closed. A big thank you to everyone who participated.
Unfortunately, the highest bidder could not live up to his promise, which leaves us with the second highest bid…so it's with a heavy heart that Max Karpinccho hands over the keys to his beloved K-Car to Connal Zavagno of Toronto. Connal's winning bid secured him the Kijiji K-Car and a $3,000 donation to Habitat for Humanity.